stop everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS REACHING ITS HAND OUT LIKE HELL YEAH BABY
we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
why
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My name is Shayna, I'm 16 years old. Artsy - fartsy. I have a fascination with fire and smoke. I love all animals, but I will probably be a crazy cat lady.
• me ok.
• ask ok.
sup
• me ok.
• ask ok.
sup
yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
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*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
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what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
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this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.
Pope Francis is officially best Pope.
fuckyeahjesuits
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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